What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 08:30

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-All the bad guys are black.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-J W Pepper
-Bond slapping Tracy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Live and Let Die
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill